"Witty title goes here"

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:51:16 GMT

Holy fuckballs

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:10:56 GMT

Tim Burton is directing (or I suppose directed, as the film is now in post production) a live action remake of Alice is Wonderland. Cast highlights include:
Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter
Alan Rickman as The Caterpillar
Crispin Glover as The Knave of Hearts
Stephen Fry as The Cheshire Cat
Christopher Lee as The Jabberwock
Helena Bonham Carter as The Red Queen

I am hesitantly hopeful.

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:17:08 GMT

Holy shit

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:53:25 GMT

Here are my plans for Sled Island. Cuz I'm very important, and you all need to know where I'll be and why.
Tuesday: Work
Wednesday: Work
Thursday: Work, then wander over to the Soda and see if DJ Jinx still needs anyone to cover the door for her
Friday: The Distillery. Show starts at 8:00 featuring The Monsters of Schlock sideshow, Warbird, Meggido, Better off Dead, Rebel Spell, and Book of Black Earth
Saturday: Catch Sabertooth (and maybe the other bands) at the afternoon AA show at the Palomino. Then back to the Distillery for Colin Decker Freefall, Passenger Action, Whitey Houston, Knucklehead, and The Bronx.
Sunday: Work

So ya. If you need somewhere to go on any of the nights that I'm out and about, you should come along. I'm really quite amusing when I'm stupid-drunk.

I wrote a song

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:03:50 GMT

This is the first song of my new band/project. If I stick to my vague schedule there will be an album (DIY apartment recording for the win) before the end of the year. In my mind the song lasts about 50 seconds or so. Including a guitar solo. The band is called (at least for the moment) 'Part of the Problem'.
(NOTE I was rather wasted when I wrote this. There may be some editing involved upon waking up and realizing I posted this.)

(Title)The Justice you get is equal to the amount of justice you can afford(/Title)

Equality is a myth
Nothing but lies

Told to the young
From those in charge

All created equal
All free to live their lives

As long as they
Know their places

Know your rights
For all the good they do

Revoked as easily as
they are granted

Born into bondage
Slaves sense before birth

There is no hope
Only the end

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:55:47 GMT

I'm selling some movies and books. Make me an offer if anyone wants anything.
All DVDs are in good shape, and play without any weirdness.
Most books are in very good shape. Some dog ears here and there. Some have damage to the dust jackets.

DVDs

The Punisher (2004)
Ravenous
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Star Wars II Attack of the Clones
~~Bram Stoker's Dracula~~ sold
The Corpse Bride
~~My Big Fat Greek Wedding~~ sold
~~Walt Disney's Enchanted~~ sold
Ocean's Eleven
The Italian Job
AVP

Paperback Books

Life in the Past Lane - Rod Quartly
The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
~~The Secret History of Freemasonry - Paul Naudon~~ sold
Heart of Darkness (Norton Critical Edition) - Joseph Conrad
Among the Dead - Michael Tolkin

Hardcover Books

David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists (and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes) with special bonus plans for and end table by Master Carpenter Norm Abram [I swear I'm not kidding here] - David Letterman and the Late Show with David Letterman Writers
The Witching Hour - Anne Rice
The Exorcist - William Peter Blatty
All Tomorrow's Parties - William Gibson
~~Idoru - William Gibson~~ sold
The Zen Path Through Depression - Philip Martin

So ya. Anything that doesn't get bought will probably go to Goodwill in a couple of weeks.

Thu, 21 May 2009 07:36:07 GMT

Thu, 14 May 2009 10:40:34 GMT

I'm going to paint a big word on the sleeve of my coat, because big words make me feel smart.
Either Misanthrope or Antinatalist
Really leaning towards the first.

Comments?

Thu, 07 May 2009 11:58:06 GMT

Kind of cool that it was done in one take. Fucking awesome that it was recorded in the same take

Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:07:02 GMT

Go to this website now
http://www.angryalien.com/

$2 deluxe hugs

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:44:04 GMT

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:47:21 GMT

Holy shit

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:43:31 GMT

Awesome

- Heinrich Heine

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:30:24 GMT

Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all

Demonika's Symphony of Horrors

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:19:59 GMT

It's coming up, and you should all attend.
Hot girls in very little, blood, music, more blood, kinky shit, hot girls, some fucking epic performances, and even more hot girls.
Plus me carrying dead girls around on stage.
What's not to love?
May 23rd at the Warehouse.

And you Edmonton people can see the show the following night (that'd be the 24th) at the Starlite (I think that's where we'll be....)

Yep.

Old skool nerism

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:45:13 GMT

I started playing a text based MUD/MOO recently.
It's awesome. To steal a line "It's like Fallout, but with more rape"
HellMOO
http://hellmoo.org

Cause and effect

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 06:38:16 GMT

Dramadramadramadramadramadramadramadramadramadramadramadramadrama
Weeeeee.
Are we having fun yet?

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:34:47 GMT

Kilbourn is playing at the Palomino on the 27th, with The Garter Girls Burlesque and possibly a drag show. You should probably come.

My barfday plans

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:51:21 GMT

So here's the plan bitches. The minute I get off work on Friday the 13th (around 11:30pm I'd guess) it's party time. Come down to the Drum that night and get absurdly drunk with me.

The following day (Feb 14th for those with short attention spans. Also Valentine's day! Yay, chocolate and sex!) will include drinking at a yet to be decided location (likely the Drum again. Possibly a park or by the river.) before a midnight viewing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Plaza in Kensington. Bring props! Dress up! Sneak booze into the theater! Do the time warp and possibly fall off stage!
Then more drinking.

Sunday (the 15th. See how that works?) is to be the day of altered states of mind. Come get strange in the brain with me! BYOD. Location will depend on weather. Contact me for location conformation closer to or on the day. It'll be like a vision quest, but with less spirit guides and more laughing till we cry at shit we probably won't remember a half hour later.

The actual day of my birth is Monday the 16th. Probably more drinking. Likely much less energetic.

So. Come and help me celebrate my birth by taking a few years off my life.

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:43:58 GMT

Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck.
Paganfest II is going to be awesome.
I know I'm going, and you should too.

Featuring the following bands:
Korpiklaani
Moonsorrow
Eluveitie
Blackguard (formerly Profugus Mortis)
Primordial
Swashbuckle

May 12th at the Warehouse.
Tickets on sale this Thursday.
Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck.

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:51:15 GMT

My grandfather died. I found out about 20 hours ago...
I caught myself reading all the email forwards he'd sent me that I usually just skipped over. I kept meaning to call these last few weeks. I knew he was sick, but I put it off anyway. I could just call him tomorrow, or next week, or some other time.
Now he's gone. No tomorrow, no next week, and no time left.

I could never find the time to go and visit or even to simply pick up the phone, but with almost no effort I made time to carry his casket.
Fuck.
I wish I hadn't taken him for granted.

Goodbye Poppa.

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:13:17 GMT

So, it's Robbie Burns day this weekend.
Anyone want to get drunk with me tomorrow night, gimmie a call.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:22:06 GMT

So in about a month I'll be 26. I'll be doing most of my celebrating the weekend following Friday the 13th next month.
Plans are still up in the air, but if anyone is particularly interested speak up so I'll know to keep you posted.
Further updates to follow... Maybe.

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:50:27 GMT

I'm finally joining the modern world of on-line gaming. Add me if you got em
Xbox live: Arden Drake
STEAM: Arden_Drake

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:18:33 GMT

Happy Holidays, bitches.