"Witty title goes here"

5:26am: I'd always been told that Krazy Glue was an effective way to close a minor(ish) would. Turns out they're right. I sorta hope I get a scar out of this though. One can never have enough scars. Particularly when their explanation begins with "So I was drunk and..."

I recently subscribed to Fallen Earth. It's an MMO with an overall setting and feel something like Mad Max/Fallout/Doomsday/Book of Eli. Post apoc and so forth. I quite love it. Something about scavenging for materials so I can make bullets to shoot into the mutated freaks the dot the landscape appeals to me. If anyone reading this is playing, let me know. We'll gang up and pwn fools.

8:20pm: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee
The Globe cinema. Seven o' clock. Thursday December 3rd. Boondock Saints II. Be there.

In other news, I bought a canteen at Value Village today.

10:11am: This game looks like a good time.

7:51am:

3:26am: We hate your politics we hate your politics and we hate the way you smell one two three!
Screeching Weasel is playing at New City in Edmonton on December 11th. I need to go to this show. Anyone in Calgary want to come with me? And if you do, do you have a car we can drive up in? I'd really rather not try to hitchhike in winter.

1:47am: Dead Nazi-athon
This Sunday the plaza theater is playing Inglourious Basterds and Dead Snow back to back. Film rolls at 7:10 pm. You should come. Get ahold of me to get in on pre-drinking.



I want my scalps.

1:43am: So I just reactivated my facebook.
Shut up.

This sad turn of events occured for the following reasons:

1. I'm drunk

2. Photos only seem to get posted to facebook, so I can't relive how awesome I am via photo without being on there.

3. I'm drunk

4. There are folks I'd like to stay in contact with who I only have contact information with thanks to facebook

5. I've been drinking.

6. There are often small time shows (punk house shows and the like) that I never hear about as they are only advertised on facebook

7. Did I mention I'm drunk?

So ya. Whatever. Fuck you too.

Also here's a video

3:56am: So this actually got ran by a local news paper. Wow.

5:37am: So I'm pretty excited that Ayla is likely going to be here in less then 24 hours.
There will be good times.

In other news I need to stop getting blackout drunk so often.
Also, Brutal Legend is a fucking awesome game. Slap anyone who says any different.

12:36pm:

Oh Henry, you always know what's on my mind.


Also, I bought a new mouse. Still adjusting to a pointer that isn't a thumb trackball.

8:36am: Proof size/gender/cockyness don't matter




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5:16am: So I deactivated my facebook page. From what I understand it shall maintain itself there in the event I choose to return to it. Honestly, if I become some drug/booze addled that I choose to return to facebook, I hope a friend will have long sense attempted some form of intervention.

That said, I'm not sure for how much longer I'll bother to be active on myspace either. My only motivation on keeping an active account is to follow the activities of bands that I may otherwise not know of.

We shall see.

6:46am: My body is my temple: I will redecorate it.
I will mostly engage in seemingly useless activity
I will listen to the goddess, as long as she doesn't get long winded again
I will help myself providing there's nobody else around
I will create my own reality and impose it upon anyone who tries to help me

My path is creativity: I will consult my pineal gland for inspiration.
A nifty path to somewhere
I will know myself in as much as myself is myself
I will master myself is as much as myself is masterable (or worth mastering on that particular day for that matter)
I will create my own reality and master that too

I will nurture the ability to perceive the truth in all matters so it can help me find the Truth
I will perceive that which FNORD cannot be be seen with the eye
I will learn from my mistakes even if it really hurts
I will teach myself despite rule 5 of the Pentabarf
I will create my own reality and in it Eris Will teach me everything (and I do mean everything)

I will not be negligent, even in the most trifling matters. That's no way to run a business.
Grace and guilt are pretty subjective, though Zeus is still a jerk. Same goes for Greyface.
I will strive for responsibility because the other Episkoposes are gettin on my nerves
I will honor myself as much as is possible when vomiting in a gutter
I will create my own reality. But you already knew that

~ Besäufnismeister Octogonapus III, Stumbler Through the Haze



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Warriors Admonition

My body is my temple: I will care for it.
I will not engage in useless activity
I will listen to the goddess
I will help myself
I will create my own reality

My path is creativity: I will strive for it.
A serene path to enlightenment
I will know myself
I will master myself
I will create my own reality

I will nurture the ability to perceive the truth in all matters
I will perceive that which cannot be be seen with the eye
I will learn from my mistakes
I will teach myself
I will create my own reality

I will not be negligent, even in the most trifling matters
Grace and guilt do not exist:
I will strive for responsibility
I will honor myself
I will create my own reality

~Kerr Cuhulain




fnord

4:03pm: Nifty

La Vitrine - Montreal from steven bulhoes on Vimeo.

3:56pm: I want this thing to have my babies

5:04am: Something about a neo-celtic album being released on Nuclear Blast seems amusing to me

5:15am: I bought some stuff from Amazon just now.
Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy by Robert A. Wilson
Masks of the Illuminati by Robert A. Wilson
X-Force Volume 1: Angels And Demons HC Bloody Variant
X-Force Volume 2: Old Ghosts HC

Why do I love spending money I don't have?

1:50am: So, does anyone have a dread comb I can borrow

9:50pm: Holy fuckballs

5:05am: Tim Burton is directing (or I suppose directed, as the film is now in post production) a live action remake of Alice is Wonderland. Cast highlights include:
Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter
Alan Rickman as The Caterpillar
Crispin Glover as The Knave of Hearts
Stephen Fry as The Cheshire Cat
Christopher Lee as The Jabberwock
Helena Bonham Carter as The Red Queen

I am hesitantly hopeful.

3:16am: Holy shit

4:46am: Here are my plans for Sled Island. Cuz I'm very important, and you all need to know where I'll be and why.
Tuesday: Work
Wednesday: Work
Thursday: Work, then wander over to the Soda and see if DJ Jinx still needs anyone to cover the door for her
Friday: The Distillery. Show starts at 8:00 featuring The Monsters of Schlock sideshow, Warbird, Meggido, Better off Dead, Rebel Spell, and Book of Black Earth
Saturday: Catch Sabertooth (and maybe the other bands) at the afternoon AA show at the Palomino. Then back to the Distillery for Colin Decker Freefall, Passenger Action, Whitey Houston, Knucklehead, and The Bronx.
Sunday: Work

So ya. If you need somewhere to go on any of the nights that I'm out and about, you should come along. I'm really quite amusing when I'm stupid-drunk.

5:02am: I wrote a song
This is the first song of my new band/project. If I stick to my vague schedule there will be an album (DIY apartment recording for the win) before the end of the year. In my mind the song lasts about 50 seconds or so. Including a guitar solo. The band is called (at least for the moment) 'Part of the Problem'.
(NOTE I was rather wasted when I wrote this. There may be some editing involved upon waking up and realizing I posted this.)

(Title)The Justice you get is equal to the amount of justice you can afford(/Title)

Equality is a myth
Nothing but lies

Told to the young
From those in charge

All created equal
All free to live their lives

As long as they
Know their places

Know your rights
For all the good they do

Revoked as easily as
they are granted

Born into bondage
Slaves sense before birth

There is no hope
Only the end

1:39am: I'm selling some movies and books. Make me an offer if anyone wants anything.
All DVDs are in good shape, and play without any weirdness.
Most books are in very good shape. Some dog ears here and there. Some have damage to the dust jackets.

DVDs

The Punisher (2004)
Ravenous
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Star Wars II Attack of the Clones
Bram Stoker's Dracula sold
The Corpse Bride
My Big Fat Greek Wedding sold
Walt Disney's Enchanted sold
Ocean's Eleven
The Italian Job
AVP

Paperback Books

Life in the Past Lane - Rod Quartly
The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
The Secret History of Freemasonry - Paul Naudon sold
Heart of Darkness (Norton Critical Edition) - Joseph Conrad
Among the Dead - Michael Tolkin

Hardcover Books

David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists (and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes) with special bonus plans for and end table by Master Carpenter Norm Abram [I swear I'm not kidding here] - David Letterman and the Late Show with David Letterman Writers
The Witching Hour - Anne Rice
The Exorcist - William Peter Blatty
All Tomorrow's Parties - William Gibson
Idoru - William Gibson sold
The Zen Path Through Depression - Philip Martin

So ya. Anything that doesn't get bought will probably go to Goodwill in a couple of weeks.

1:30am: