6:46am:
My body is my temple: I will redecorate it.
I will mostly engage in seemingly useless activity
I will listen to the goddess, as long as she doesn't get long winded again
I will help myself providing there's nobody else around
I will create my own reality and impose it upon anyone who tries to help me
My path is creativity: I will consult my pineal gland for inspiration.
A nifty path to somewhere
I will know myself in as much as myself is myself
I will master myself is as much as myself is masterable (or worth mastering on that particular day for that matter)
I will create my own reality and master that too
I will nurture the ability to perceive the truth in all matters so it can help me find the Truth
I will perceive that which FNORD cannot be be seen with the eye
I will learn from my mistakes even if it really hurts
I will teach myself despite rule 5 of the Pentabarf
I will create my own reality and in it Eris Will teach me everything (and I do mean everything)
I will not be negligent, even in the most trifling matters. That's no way to run a business.
Grace and guilt are pretty subjective, though Zeus is still a jerk. Same goes for Greyface.
I will strive for responsibility because the other Episkoposes are gettin on my nerves
I will honor myself as much as is possible when vomiting in a gutter
I will create my own reality. But you already knew that
~ Besäufnismeister Octogonapus III, Stumbler Through the Haze

Original unmodified text:
Warriors Admonition
My body is my temple: I will care for it.
I will not engage in useless activity
I will listen to the goddess
I will help myself
I will create my own reality
My path is creativity: I will strive for it.
A serene path to enlightenment
I will know myself
I will master myself
I will create my own reality
I will nurture the ability to perceive the truth in all matters
I will perceive that which cannot be be seen with the eye
I will learn from my mistakes
I will teach myself
I will create my own reality
I will not be negligent, even in the most trifling matters
Grace and guilt do not exist:
I will strive for responsibility
I will honor myself
I will create my own reality
~Kerr Cuhulain
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